Post MRR Column
This Blog Is About Sex
She was just seventeen. You know what I mean… --The Beatles
Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass. --The Ten Commandments
Today I am a man. --Recited by every bar mitzvah boy at age 13
I lay face down on the mattress. Looking over my shoulder, I watch her slip her middle finger into her mouth. Now sloppily wet, she pressed it into my puckering anus…. a digit at a time… twisting it right and left as it goes deeper. Then comes the second finger… AAAAAAGH! I yell in ecstatic pain. She laughs through her nose as the second finger enters its full length.
With her other hand she reaches under me. Grabbing my tightening Vienna sausage. Rounded top… little flip in back… attached to a sometimes less sometimes more flexible cylinder. And it rubs… rubs inside clothes, rubs against others’ clothes… rubs against naked flesh.. rubs against the palms and fingers of its owner. Now it rubs against the palms and fingers of someone else. But wait… there’s more. There's hers.
It looks like an orchid…. a depression surrounded by hairy petals… sometimes brown, hers is baby pajama pink… with the usual fragrance that-- unless over-yeasted-- draws my nose closer… begging to be sniffed… enjoyed visually… nasally… orally... tactilely.
Yeah, this month I write about sex. It's spring and whose thoughts DON'T turn to getting laid. Let’s get this straight. Anyone walking around in short shorts… with legs exposed from hip to ankle… with camel toe or flesh slug outlined in denim…. anyone exposing themselves like that… begs to get laid. Maybe most people want to get laid, but those who dress like this advertise it. If the cutie with the legs complains about sexual harassment, it means BY THE WRONG PERSON. S/he WANTS sex… just not from YOU. How are you supposed to know?
Feminists-- the kind who say that short shorts are only to cool the legs-- complain about sex. Christians-- the kind who say that short shorts should be prohibited-- complain about sex... especially sex for pay or... we'll talk about the OTHER complaint later.
In our work-oriented society, you need a job. The average Joe-- and the government-- frowns on people who get money without having a job. Somehow it’s bad if the government hands you a check for just living in the society and not killing people. It’s good if you spend your time, body, and mind on worthless shit that just makes the world a bad place to live. Donny Trump wants to Make America Great Again by bringing back jobs-- like coal-mining-- that give the job holders lung cancer. People are proud of the scummiest jobs… like taking other people’s money and giving it to billionaires. It’s called banking.
Anything you do for money is good... EXCEPT sex. If sex is your profession, there is something wrong. You are acting immorally-- probably illegally. If you allow a banker to stick his hand in your pocket when you have no money-- that’s a noble profession. If you allow a horny guy to stick his penis in your vagina and then PAY you (usually much more than $37 dollars)… that’s an EVIL … EXPLOITATIVE profession.
It’s okay to be forced to work 12 hours a day, to trade your time-- and sometimes your health-- for a better work position. To require long hours and illegal overtime as a condition of advancement… but it’s NOT okay to require sex for the same.
Then there are the scandals… take Bill Clinton…. Please! The worst Democrat to occupy the oval office since Andrew Jackson. He signed legislation making gay marriage illegal. He destroyed welfare, throwing hundreds and thousands of mothers into the street. He allowed brokerage companies to take over the banks… leading to extreme consolidation and the prolonged financial crash. He negotiated NAFTA… a job losing, corporate enhancing law that threw American workers out of their jobs and on to the street-- already crowded with mothers. Then, he bombed Serbia. His reason, like the reasons of so many bomb-loving presidents before him… for their own good.
There was so much to hate Clinton for that even moderate Democrats should have been calling for his head. But what did it? What made him the first president since Andrew Johnson (1868) to be impeached? Yep S-E-X. He was screwing around. He committed adultery. (High up there… in the stone tablet top ten.) He got a blow job from an intern and spewed onto her blue dress. Oh, the horror!
Donny Trump calls for the death penalty for drug dealers. He champions a tax bill that will personally save him millions of dollars. He answers clearly fake “Syrian chemical attacks” with real people-killing missiles. He fills his cabinet with agency heads designed to destroy the agencies they head. You probably have more to hate him about than I do.
But what is most dangerous to his presidency? SEX! A violation of one of the big ten. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY. As though everybody else hasn’t. And it was with a pornstar, for God’s sake. Who WOULDN’T fuck a pornstar if they had the chance? But it was the sex itself... and his attempt to pay for silence in this atmosphere. Who WOULDN’T pay a pornstar to stay quiet about her relationship? Especially someone whose every move is in the public eye.
Then there’s Roy Moore. Moore was kicked off the Alabama State Supreme Court in November 2003.
He refused to obey federal and state court orders to remove a 5,280-pound stone monument of the Ten Commandments-- THE BIG TEN. Yeah, that same religious bunch of bogus rules. (I guess the prohibitions against false witness, theft and murder are okay. That’s 3 out of 10. The rest is shit.)
In a speech at the Open Door Baptist Church, Moore said that the World Trade Center attacks happened because the United States (aka you) went against God’s word. “Because you have despised His word and trust in perverseness and oppression, and say thereon ... therefore this iniquity will be to you as a breach ready to fall, swell out in a high wall, whose breaking cometh suddenly at an instance,'" Moore said, quoting Isaiah... one of them bible guys.
In 2006, Moore wrote that Rep.-elect Keith Ellison, a Minnesota Democrat, and the first Muslim ever elected to Congress, shouldn't be allowed to take office. And it was Moore who said that certain communities in the United States are already operating under Sharia law... either a lie of stupidity or a lie of malice.
But what got the guy in trouble? You guessed it SEX! And not even real sex… less sex than Bill Clinton had with Monica Lewinsky. Sex with the clothes on sex. 30 YEARS AGO sex…. As a thirty year old he asked a highschool girl to touch him... THERE. Touch!!! Hand on underpants! That’s it! And that’s what cost him the election.
Google “Roy Moore” unconstitutional and you’ll get 96,800 hits. Try “Roy Moore” pedophilia and you get 253,000. Why??? Does it matter more to the future of America if its senators are touched by the constitution or are touched by a 14 year old? Does anything anyone did 30 years ago matter at all?
Then there’s Milo Yiannopoulos. He was a Breitbart boy, with sympathies to some of, but not all, alt-right ideas. [Full disclosure: #Me too, though I'm sympathetic to fewer of those ideas than Yiannopolis. He was a supporter of Donald Trump in his bid for the presidency. He opposes abortion and doesn't believe in climate change. Interestingly enough, he is an out homosexual-- if you believe in that sort of stuff. [Full disclosure: I don’t.] His most notorious tour in America was called (by him) The Dangerous Faggot Tour. The totalitarians from AntiFa have stopped him speaking in several universities around the country.
Simon and Shuster agreed to publish his book and he was invited to speak before a Republican conservative group. Both those invitations were rescinded. Why? You guessed it… SEX!
Someone found a video of Yiannopoulos interviewed. In that interview, he says that sexual relationships between 13-year-old (today I am a man) teens and older men and women can be "perfectly consensual" and positive experiences for the boys Following the release of the video, Yiannopoulos was forced out of his position at Breitbart, and he lost a contract to publish his autobiography. Score: “Yiannopoulos and global warming” 37,200 . “Yiannopoulos and pedophilia” 95,600.
Pedophilia? Child sex? What the hell is a child in the first place? Anti-sex feminists are up in arms (twats?) about Indian child brides. The U.S. has among the highest sexual age of consent laws in the world. The idiotic Judeo-Christian morality of the ten commandments… that original legal list of God’s preferences… is the same Judeo-Christian morality that lurks behind the bugaboo of child sex.
Nature provides an age of consent. Why does a Bar Mitzvah boy (age 13) say, today I am a man? Why is the age of consent 12 years old in Holland? PUBERTY! Girls don’t menstruate. Women do. Boys don’t ejaculate, no matter how much they like playing with it. Men do. There is no line more naturally delineated than the line between child and adult. It’s as plain as the red streaks in her panties.
A child bride is seven years old… not seventeen. It is exploiting to make someone work 18 hours a day-- not to give them a shortcut to movie stardom by opening their legs. It is trafficking to bring a truckload of Central Americans to work 3 jobs just to be able to pay the mafia truck driver-- not to allow someone to make five times those wages with the scrape of a penis.
Americans are too dumb and too Judeo-Christian to ever change. That's why Moore was right to have those tables sculpted in the front yard of his court. They are a monument to supreme stupidity.
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Here's a start:
David Goldberg's Busy Microbes Blog
And another Goldberg: goldberg.wordpress.com
Poetry and humor fans will like Justin Martin in The Latency
Sometimes I contribute to an interesting multi-talented blog called OgFomK Arts see me there!
And my friend Mike R has a nice site with recipe hits from the past! (He cooked for me once... great stuff.) Check out Yesterday's Recipes.
And here's one by a member of ANTI-SEEN... a tour diary of sorts.
Andy Shelton has an interesting blog here.
- Savage Hippie is a guy who has been YouTubing for a long time. Our opinions largely overlap... but he complains that I'm a Communist. I'm not! I'm a communist.
Chris Stecher publishes a zine called PRECIS. You can see the back issue links there... and he promises a new issue soon.
George Fertakis has a very nice graphics-heavy blog... with music and books featured prominently.